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By Henny Youngman

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Mike had just moved into a new apartme nt, and decided to get acquainted with his nejghbors across the ball. ssing fair, and considerably less than fully clad. ''Hi," be s:lld. "I'm your new sugar across the ball. " The biggest difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. M any girls like the qwet things in life-like the folding of a hundred-dollar bill. Some women can ta ke a mao to the cleaners as soon as they spot him. PROTErN: A call ghl too young to vote. 38 Tom went to his friend's house and asked to be put up for the night because be bad a fight with his wife.

62 NUDISTS: People who go in for altogethemcss. So seldom is she in her cups, what size she takes. Margie'~ forgolleo The inroads of television have trebled unemployment among fiJm actors. Take the movie producer who came home unexpectedly one wgbt and found his wife in the arms o! one--time Bmovie hero Chester Beefcake. " Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed toil Men who are getting on in years should console themselves with the thought that when they get too old to set bad examples, they can always start giving advice.

Sue lay sprawled in sweet exhaustion on the bed, wearing a red ribbon in her bright blonde hair. Beside her, Mark lit two cigarettes and passed one to her. For a long moment smoke and silence filled the air. " 35 LEGAL SECRETARY: Any girl over eighteen. Many a girl owes the fact that she's a promjncnt figure to a prominent figure. Tile real estate agent couldn't remember when he'd rented an apartment to a more desirable tenant. "Well," he said, "that's that. " She accepte,d the keys and favored him with a dazzling smile.

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